long line at the women's room

so i came up with a new theory today. stick with me.

ever been to a baseball game, football game, well... anywhere where there was a women's public restroom? ever noticed how there's a long line for that restroom? ever noticed how women never really seem to fart in public or take a crap when they're over at your house or at your friends house? for years and years i chalked this up to two scenarios. A: women don't crap or fart nearly as much as men, so they do it all while they're at home. or B: women just don't crap or fart, so there's no reason to ever have to do either when they're at your house. Today however, i made a startling discovery while at the zoo. I noticed that any time i've ever really spent an entire day with a girl, they have to use the bathroom at least once and there's always "a really long line", which brings me to my theory. I think that every girl, when she is very young, is told by her mother to hold it until they are in a public place, wherein they can blame the amount of time they spent in the bathroom on the "long line". That way, no matter who has to do what, there will always be a line because it's been a week since they went last, so their story holds up. it's a big circular reasoning pattern, but it had to be started somewhere, but it has been working ever since. beautifully. not only do they not have to go in front of men, but they don't have to stink up your bathroom, just the women's bathrooms in a public place, like an amusement park or something.