so the other day i was sitting on the john doing some thinking (really, that's the only time i actually think about life. almost everything else is instinct). and i realized that whenever people mention -ass things, i picture the opposite in my head. for example (because i'm guessing you're pretty confused), let's say you're walking down the street with a pal talking about whatever and a dog runs out into the road and almost gets hit. your friend might say "wow, that's one dumb-ass dog," and instantly, i'm thinking about what a dumb ass-dog would look like. here's a little preview below.
here's a little list of things that i've heard and the pictures that ended up in my head when somebody said them. and yes, the pictures in my head do look like 3rd grade microsoft paint drawings.
dumb ass-girl
big ass-truck
long ass-hair
big ass-mountain
and so on and so forth. who said a normal mind is any more interesting than a completely strange mind? not i! and now... back to vacationing.
