Friday, August 10, 2007

ambiguous high fives and hand shakes

i hate ambiguous high fives and hand shakes. i definately just experienced an ambiguous high five situation which ended in some sort of awkward reaching motion with no closure whatsoever. maybe that's what it was meant to be... just kind of a reaching out that leaves you... wanting more? maybe? i dunno. anyways, i tend to think of myself as a pretty consistent high fiver and hand shaker. i don't really tend to go for the fancy hand shake where you bring them in and pat them on the back, unless i can tell that's what they're going for. like if you haven't seen someone in a really long time, that one's ok. i prefer to go for the straight up, hand out in front of you hand shake. official style. i also don't ever seem to get the hint that when we shake hands, right afterwards, we're going to slide hands then either snap, "pound it", or whatever. i just don't get it. i'm including a handy little guide to my hand shakes/high fives in case you encounter me and i throw you for a loop, you'll know what to do. and yes, i am this bored.

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